---
title: "Impossible Valentine - Hardest Dating Sim"
app_name: "Impossible Valentine"
canonical: "https://valorem.ing/apps/impossible-valentine"
category: "games"
platforms: ["iOS"]
price: "Free"
app_store: "https://apps.apple.com/us/app/impossible-valentine-date-sim/id6758764631"
publisher: "ValoremAI"
developer: "Gal Itach"
available_languages: ["en", "he", "ar", "es", "fr"]
updated: "2026-07-28"
---

# Impossible Valentine - Hardest Dating Sim

**Impossible Valentine** is a free games app for iOS, published by ValoremAI (Gal Itach). The Dark Souls of dating sims. Can you survive 5 minutes without getting rejected?

## At a glance

| Fact | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Category | games |
| Platforms | iOS |
| Price | Free |
| In-app ads | No |
| Account required | No |
| Landing page languages | 5 (en, he, ar, es, fr) |
| App Store | https://apps.apple.com/us/app/impossible-valentine-date-sim/id6758764631 |
| Official page | https://valorem.ing/apps/impossible-valentine |

## Can you survive 5 minutes without getting dumped?

## Features

- **Roguelite Black Book** — Every rejection unlocks a permanent fact about her, so each failed date hands you the intel to win the next one.
- **Three Hidden Stats** — Balance Lust, Connection, and Respect through every choice from the first text to the final upstairs check.
- **Valengram Chat** — Time your replies in the messaging interface; answer too fast and you look desperate, wait too long and she moves on.
- **Intermission Hub** — Work shifts for Love Credits, nap to recover energy, and equip outfits like the Armani Suit for passive stat bonuses.
- **Zero Data Collected** — The game collects zero bytes of data with no tracking or analytics, plus Game Center achievements and no intrusive ads.

## Frequently asked questions

### Is Impossible Valentine free?

Yes, Impossible Valentine is free to download with optional in-app purchases.

### Does Impossible Valentine work offline?

Yes, Impossible Valentine is designed to be fully functional without an internet connection.

### Is my data safe with Impossible Valentine?

Your privacy is our priority. All data is stored locally on your device and is never shared.

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Source: [https://valorem.ing/apps/impossible-valentine](https://valorem.ing/apps/impossible-valentine) · Publisher: ValoremAI · Developer: Gal Itach · Last updated: 2026-07-28